Leaked footage of Sherlock Series 3 “The Empty Hearse”
|—||Before working in retail/customer service/food industry (via jaredpadaleki)|
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
The face of kittens explains how they learned to domesticate humans.
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers